Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 22, 2021

Truer words have never been spoken.

And some say language is for communicating.

That about sums it up, in a nutshell.

“The Attack of the Superfluous Similies”

On the other hand, they did get him to forget about chin surgery. There’s the silver lining to this cloud… or that cloud as the case may be.

He is the bees knees

Opus….If you won’t stand there and take it anymore………..Sit!

Don’t have a cow, dude!

A little cliché-ish here.

I wouldn’t touch any of that with a ten foot pole!

I remember a conservative telling me that “defund the police” could only mean the complete abolishment of all police departments in the US. I asked them to show me pictures of the dead people voting.

Chin surgery? He didn’t learn his lesson from the nose job a few weeks back?

Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Opus!

Well, Opus does play Spock on the Starchair Enterpoop.

… and put your dander back down!

George Carlin would have had a field day with this! ;)

Clichés should be avoided like the plague.

Opus can’t handle the Folly of language!