Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 24, 2021

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    No morals, no contradictions.

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    Lana M.  almost 3 years ago

    While I object to slavery of any color, I might consider massaging Opus’ feet as an act of voluntary kindness.. :)

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Not what most guys would like massaged.

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    Red33410  almost 3 years ago

    “…moral contradiction in which you always see me caught!”

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    einarbt  almost 3 years ago

    I am fairly certain that this is not how it plays out for our ‘friend’ here.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As long as he doesn’t choose from the Full Metal Jacket section, he stands a chance.

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    “…Which makes my feet itch!

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    The mail order bride industry is in a slump because of supply chain issues.

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    sandflea  almost 3 years ago

    If all you want is devotion and pampering, get one of those blow-up love dolls. It would be a lot cheaper, and they don’t talk back either.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  almost 3 years ago

    And Just Like That…

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    There are some over the counter creams that work just fine. Also not as expensive as a mailorder bride. Had one here in our small burg and she dressed like a Ho!

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    TheSkulker  almost 3 years ago

    Not life-long, Steve. Only until she sees though you, gets her citizenship and a divorce.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “White” slavery. Isn’t that the 9-5 40 hour week?

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Opus is suffering from immoral foot itch and the personal embarrassment of moral ambiguity. There is no known cure, no matter what Dr. Scholl says….

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