Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 15, 2022

Well, perhaps not, Portnoy … let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions just yet …

Close enough.

Did you meet the Wizard? There’s no place like Bloom, there’s no place like Bloom…

They were on a balloon ride. Portnoy is auditioning for the Wicked Witch of the Meadow.

Perhaps he is looking for the toilet. Why anyone would name a toilet after Dorothy’s dog is beyond me. Well, dogs do drink out of the toilet.

The rock band? Why is Opus asking about them?

Ah… the rains of Africa. Perhaps now that will shed light on the ever elusive Cutter John. “Livingston, I presume… no? Cutter? Is thtat really you!?”

Nope. Punxsutawney Phil.

Okay, Toto, keep going Opus.

We’re not in Kansas anymore, are we? Oh, well.

Hello, Opus? Are you there?