Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 30, 2022

I never had that much trouble meeting any of my four ex-wives. Chill, Opus.

The epitome of cool, calm and collected he is not.

Looks like Linda Ellerbee in the first panel.

At 70, I am now newly back in the dating game……I know exactly how Opus feels.

Brown shoes … don’t make it! (Quit school, why fake it.)

I guess there are places where you can actually marry animals.

One look at him and she’ll start checking her cell phone

Funny last panel.

And so it goes.

Opus, that’s what you get for tapping into your inner Andrea True!!

Not a bit nervous, Opus. You left that behind long ago. More like borderline psychotic….

“Brown shoes don’t make it”