Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 02, 2022

Oh that will turn her on for sure.

Nice hat, though .

I’ve never seen a sparkling sardine.

A “friend” trying to get my husband & me into Amway (remember that?). I went to one of the big meetings…I had trouble paying attention to the speaker because every few seconds I’d hear spritz spritz of people hitting the breath spray. VERY annoying. All WE wanted was some of the products; we didn’t want to SELL!

Ew!! Fish!!

I was thinking “protection” but this was better.

He might have better luck with garlic breath spray

Before my first date, my dad gave me a “man-to-man”, told me to always carry protection, and then handed me a Band-Aid. What a kidder. I still have it in my wallet.

With a touch of Suicide Soup and Rhubarb Pie, respectively, from today’s Back to BC and Wizard of Id Classics!

Now Opus just needs to find a female that likes that scent.

I only remember Opus going on one date, and I doubt breath spray, sardine or otherwise, would have made any difference.

Wrong, Mr. Opus! You need a breath spray more pleasing to the human female (she’s not a penguin, you know)!

And, uhh, there is that Intimate Contingency you should be prepared for, too (“adult products” at your local drugstore)….