Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 22, 2022

That dinner would make me a vegetarian too.

I didn’t realize that ground hogs were at all fond of swimming. Didn’t realize that penguins enjoyed beef brisket, either…

That looks mighty suspiciously like a ham ol’ Opus is holding there.

It seems like that’s something that would have come up in conversation before now.

Might should have asked dietary preferences before planning to propose…little tidbits of information like that could prove beneficial.

I dated a vegetarian once. she was the worst cook i’ve ever met and that includes my wife who once burned spagetti, but the vegetarian made me so glad there was a late night window at taco bell.

“Oh. How ’bout some granola, then?”

[SLAP!]

This is not going to go well, is it?

Well buddy, that’s marriage in a nutshell.

It helps to have common interests, I guess.

(But, what a chef!)

Opus is a real Family Guy!

It helps to have more than one date before cooking for and proposing marriage to your new found love.