Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 15, 2022

She probably wouldn’t have said anything if he hadn’t suggested it.

Leave it, Opus. She’s not the girl for you…

One of my mother’s favorite sayings. I do not miss that.

“You did it!”

“Did not…”

The guilty feelings and conscience is a personal choice.

Does she even have hips?

If Opus ever got the “perfect” nose and lost weight and became slim, he’d look like a hideous mutant, unfit for human socializing.

I recall having a big laugh when Rhoda [Valerie Harper] uttered that line on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

*torte

“I shouldn’t be eating this, I should just apply it directly to my hips” – Rhoda

I bet she learned that from her mom.

A new , for me a biting comment for any weight fighting person I suddenly encounter!

If your hips are too wide, it isn’t because of herring and pistachio torts. Just saying.

It actually sounds quite nice, I like both Herring and Pistachios

Too bad you were right, ehh, Opus?

See, this is what happens if you don’t get it in writing; notarized.