Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 10, 2023

I prefer my 2009 one-owner Nissan GT-R. See my avatar.

I prefer my hoodie from Stonehenge Brothers.

Mr. Davenpot’s negotiating strategy here is solid.

Hope? Thanks for the memories …

If you want Joy and Hope they charge by the hour.

Don’t wish for something on which you can’t afford the taxes.

Might as well ask, since he’s in a “giving” mood.

I’m with you Mr. Davenpot….back in 1986 I was still missing the Porsche I lost in a divorce.

Let’s see, a tree next to the sewer, and a porch. Got it.

Me personally, I wouldn’t want a Porsche. Now a new pickup, that’s another thing.

Every retired person who drives should have a nice car. It may be the last one

A Porsche may be easier to get than the other two

“Oh, Santa, won’t you give me a Mercedes Benz…..”

Do yo want a front porch or a back porch?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me.. A Mercedes Benz?.. My friends all drive Porsches.. I must make amends.

In high school I had a classmate named Hope. One of the teachers – a teacher, mind you! – routinely called her Hopeless.

What specious Davenpot really deserves, Santa, is a small lump of coal….