Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 17, 2023

There is always some brush that needs to be chopped for the press.

“I also sorta promise to not septuple the deficit, only quadruple it — then create a pool of sucker money from the remnants of the middle class that our poor financiers can go frolic in. Mommy says we can skinny-dip in that slush fund, too. First, though: As a former union head, I have a couple unions I have to go blame, belittle, and throttle — even if it brings the nation and what’s left of the middle class to its collective knees.

Amen.”

Saint Ronnie the demented. Patron saint of wastelands.

Good. Now do Joe Biden and ignoring train derailments and toxic spills.

Tisk. People keep saying that the comics mustn’t be political… I’m a good ways from being a “progressive,” but St. Ronnie extinguished any hope I ever had of being able to vote for his party.

“Ahem. I BArack Obama promise not to sell guns to Drug Cartels in Mexico and then blame American Tea Party patriots from pointing out this outrage”.

“Ahem, I Joe Biden promise not to take millions of dollars funneled through my son Hunter from the CCP, Ukranian Oligarchs and call anyone who talks about its ‘crazy’”.

Joe GAVE arms to terrorists (Afghanistan), sold out America to top bidders (laundered through the Ukraine, then shared it with his family members), opens our borders freely to single young men (who potentially could be an entire enemy army) and refuses to protect or help actual American citizens (Ohio). Reagan may not have been perfect (none have been), but the Republicans are far more concerned with helping Americans than the Communist Left.

Ronald Reagan the greatest President in my lifetime. Hint: I’m going to be 66 this year.

Of course the Press is to blame! How else would the great unwashed masses know what’s really going on if nobody told them? They’re way too busy trying to make ends meet to find out for themselves.

I love how he takes the hat off and puts it back on.

Ah, the good ol’ days.

Milo Bloom, left wing stooge and propagandist….