Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 13, 2023

Is she speaking from experience?

“Saying things like that makes me hyperventilate!”“Oh, forgive me.”

You’re too late. Patti already snagged him.

Just proves, if you’re a rock star, it doesn’t matter what you look like, you’ll never be alone at night unless you want to be.

Those dreaded words, “My last boyfriend used to…”

Wait a minute, wait a minute, Keith Richards is a Boinger! ☺

Not to be crude, but I would think most woman would be leery of someone with Deathtongue.

Oh Lola, that’s a low blow!

Face it, Opus-Boinger. Lola is a Groupie, and the more famous the group, the more she will want in, including by marriage….