Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 17, 2023

Doctor: You’ve been in a coma for a week. Can you remember what happened?

Opus: The last thing I remember hearing was the words “Bend over”. Then everything went black.

Ben Dover? Nice to meet you.

If only a vacuum worked IRL (in real life).

Johnny Carson used to frequently mention a Doctor Al Bendova.

Sorry, Opus, drinking diet soda is not a healthy way to lose weight.

Maybe he can try using a flensing knife next.

What he loses in weight he’ll make up for in tooth decay

Was Berke in a weight-loss period when he did this series?

Remember how just about the time this was coming out a leading diet product was dying? Not a good time to be called “Ayds”…….

If he has to bend over he may be trying to suck it out the wrong place.

From a time before Kardashian butts were “in”. From what I’m seeing recently, however, Olivia Dunne is moving the pendulum back to svelte cabooses.

Milo’s DIY liposuction technique is interesting, and frightening, but likely to fail spectacularly.

Be brave, Opus. You’ll probably survive….

Milo is going from scary to frightening.

I miss Tab.