Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 24, 2023

If God didn’t mean for us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of such tasty meat. Assuming that there’s a God, that is, and if there isn’t, well…

“If God didn’t want us to eat the animals, He wouldn’t have made them so tasty.”

― Molly Harper*, in “How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf”

[*among others]

This is going to be a good arc as the narrator is alluding to; one thing will lead to another as the gang puts their morals to the test.

why is a cow’s life more valid than a plant’s? life is life

I have a friend who is a vet. she is understandably a vegetarian. I have what is called a ‘feral jaw.’ All four canine fangs are fully developed in that they come to points and the points project beyond the flat teeth around them.

My dentist says it is a genetic throw back.

Some vampire wannabes are sure I’ve had them done surgically and want to know where.

The vet however took one look at the teeth and declared “That’s a carnivore’s jaw line. You can eat meat.”

I would have any way but it was nice to have her permission.

Peas for porpoises!

No matter what your diet, animals will have been killed and often more of them if you are on a plant based diet. The holy veg-vegan trinity of health-environment-ethics is broken on all sides, for blog posts based on peer reviewed studies see https://aleph-2020.blogspot.com/

As per comedian Ron White : “I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots!”

Why would you want to pea on a porpoise?

All he is saying is, “Give peas a chance.”

I want that house.

I don’t think plants are any less worthy of respect just because they don’t make noises people can hear (and recognize)

Eat cabbage not cows.

I forgot that Milo and his father ran a boardinghouse.

Life is cruel. Vegetables don’t taste as good as meat, sugars, pastries and snacks.

Go ahead and give us a profound analysis of why Arghhgarrr is wrong.

Dis-gustation abounds! Binkley boys, father Tom and son Michael, are wrong to abandon necessary protein….