Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 03, 2023

I know of a former president who was a Moose Lodge member, as members my in-laws were so proud!

World tour? Like when I went down to the shops to get milk?

It’s a small world after all.

I think I was there…………….moldy smell, lotta stains on the carpet.

They’ll leave the light on for you.

Motel 6s had banquet rooms?

May as well start where you’re going to end up.

They’d have better luck at the Amtrak station platform.

Be sure to take a left turn when you get there… ☺

April 10, 1987 is my 20th birthday! I think I’ll celebrate by going to the concert! Anyone know how to get to Albuquerque?

“Hiawatha room” in New Mexico? Sheesh! Us folks in Minne-snow-ta take umbrage at that cultural mis-appropriation.

Of course we also did when Norm Green bought the failing Minnesota North Stars “to ‘save’ them”, then a year later moved them to Texas and shortened the name to just “the Stars.”

And then there was that move of the Minneapolis Lakers basketball team, a name that made sense in a city with an actual chain of lakes, to Los Angeles, where the “river” is a man-made drainage ditch.

But appropriating “Hiawatha”? That’s absolute sacrilege!

Don’t knock it. At least they got a gig. Hope their pay is enough to cover expenses.

Dr. Scholl doesn’t make as much as he used to, apparently…

That’s a direct route to 66!

My concert shirt from the Word Tour showed that 23 out of 24 stops scheduled were cancelled. Only the last stop in Albuquerque wasn’t. It was Sold Out.Yes I still have my shirt from ’87

well at least it wasn’t at gustavo’s chicken place

Just remember: Billy and the Boingers! Start small, finish big. Err, well…; oh, nevermind….