Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 27, 2023

The Dove bars every breakfast alone would make me sign a contract like that.

Around here Dove is a brand of soap. Imagine my confusion …

This is mystifying to non-Murricans. In the ROTW, a “Dove bar” is a kind of soap. WTH?

They drive a hard bargain….but there’s other ways to get even….bwaaahaaaahaaaaa

They also make tasty dark chocolate squares

No doves available. How about a homing pigeon? What? They might be good covered in chocolate.

Zero Bars, extra…!!

Read the fine print where the new contract does not take effect till 2030.

Sweet mother of pearl! They’re working that man.

He’ll have to catch doves each morning….

A Dove walks into a bar…

The Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Dark Chocolate are the Rolls-Royce of ice cream bars…. I’ve done the research….

I think the band are going to regret pushing on their manager so hard….

They have the best contract in the music biz.