Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 20, 2023

No, no, no. You have simply increased your mass and your volume.

Multiple distributions but didn’t gain a pound!

I have a special tablet I take to reduce my weight…its about 6 inches long and made of cork…

You’re not fat, Opus. You’re pleasingly plump.

You’re a penguin, fer cryin’ out loud! It keeps you warm in the Antarctic sea.

Well, that’s logical. Penguins don’t have scales…

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Are you suuurrre you’re not being pranked by a funhouse mirror?

If his volume is increasing while his weight stays the same, that would mean he’s less dense. I’m not seeing any signs of that.

Better insulation!

Yeah, That’s it….