I’m mostly skipping past this arc, but a shout out to Tammy Faye Bakker has to be acknowledged. She was a wonderful person and people who were in Charlotte back-in-the-day like to remember seeing her out shopping or having lunch.
The Bakers were the only TV preachers who supported the gay community during the AIDS epidemic while all the others (including reagan) were celebrating AIDS as god’s just punishment.
Look before you leap. If you really want to know what that sweet girl you’re about to marry with be like in a few years, check out her mother and beware. You might “get lucky,” you might not…
My niece in college went to visit one of her friends at hers—Liberty University of all places. Niece sat in on friend’s last few classes as the other girl’s semester ended. Niece got called on the carpet publicly by at least one professor for not wearing makeup as the school guidelines required for female students (the prof never noticed that she’d never been in his classes before. Uh…)
Lola Granola, soon to be Mrs. Penguin Opus (egad, I hate saying that!), is archetypically hippie. Hence, “the Natural Look” (i.e., no makeup). Her clueless mother is of an older, clueless, generation. Lola is lucky to get away from a non-understanding home, although the fact that it is “non-understanding” is both unfortunate and unnecessary. Fault: mommy and daddy….
einarbt about 1 year ago
No wonder she is marrying Opus. What a nightmare family to escape. Why she invited them I don’t understand.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 1 year ago
The world is better off with those charlatans dead and buried.
RitaGB about 1 year ago
I’m mostly skipping past this arc, but a shout out to Tammy Faye Bakker has to be acknowledged. She was a wonderful person and people who were in Charlotte back-in-the-day like to remember seeing her out shopping or having lunch.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t forget the 10 lbs of mascara for each eye.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
If you don’t want to wear makeup then pinch your cheeks!
David in Webb Premium Member about 1 year ago
If you’re going to look like Tammy you’ll need more than a “kit”. More like a truckload.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
Just because you look like you were hit with a brick without makeup, doesn’t mean your daughter does.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 1 year ago
They scraped the makeup off Tammy Faye Bakker and discovered that’s where Jimmy Hoffa had been hiding for decades.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Omigosh! She isn’t gonna cry, is she? Save yourselves! It’s a Mascara Tidal Wave!
Bruce1253 about 1 year ago
Tammy Faye bought her makeup in 55 gal drums and put it on with a trowel.
mindjob about 1 year ago
Make up finishes what the tattoos start
Alexander the Good Enough about 1 year ago
Tammy Faye, dear heart, didn’t just paint her face, she drywalled it.
DIY Dogmatic Dunderheaded Doomsday Doggerel about 1 year ago
You brought the wheeled vats of makeup.
Don’t forget the applicator née trowel.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Tammy Faye did wear a lot of makeup, but she would cry when she sang, so it would run. That was not a good look.
Gen.Flashman about 1 year ago
The Bakers were the only TV preachers who supported the gay community during the AIDS epidemic while all the others (including reagan) were celebrating AIDS as god’s just punishment.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago
Makeup is a lie, and therefore sinful.
Alexander the Good Enough about 1 year ago
Look before you leap. If you really want to know what that sweet girl you’re about to marry with be like in a few years, check out her mother and beware. You might “get lucky,” you might not…
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 1 year ago
My niece in college went to visit one of her friends at hers—Liberty University of all places. Niece sat in on friend’s last few classes as the other girl’s semester ended. Niece got called on the carpet publicly by at least one professor for not wearing makeup as the school guidelines required for female students (the prof never noticed that she’d never been in his classes before. Uh…)
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Lola Granola, soon to be Mrs. Penguin Opus (egad, I hate saying that!), is archetypically hippie. Hence, “the Natural Look” (i.e., no makeup). Her clueless mother is of an older, clueless, generation. Lola is lucky to get away from a non-understanding home, although the fact that it is “non-understanding” is both unfortunate and unnecessary. Fault: mommy and daddy….