Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 31, 2023

Shades of the last few strips of Academia Waltz …

Forget the bananas, Opus. They’ll only get you in trouble.

There’s more, much more, but you have to find these things out for yourself!

No, no one digs hickeys….well, except for possibly that one crazy chick whose there every night at Antonio’s…

Oh sure, the Neanderthal is giving marriage advice.

I guess it depends on the banana.

Marriage advice from Steve Dallas… this will not end well

Yup, that’ it. That’s all there is to it. On the other hand, they’ll be luck to make it to the next comic strip.

They are both getting traditional advice from the traditional sources. And people wonder why divorce rates are so high.

Looks like Ma Granola is still at least semi-catatonic, though advising Lola to be patient (etc.). Mr. Penguin Opus, on the other hand, has accompanied Steve Dallas, Esq., on his bender and is getting an alcohol-infused load of bad advice.

It all kinda balances out….