Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 01, 2023

I wouldn’t marry the bride’s mother either.

Must be love, then.

Are there laws against inter-species marriage?

I see Opus is wearing his tuxedo.

Gasp!

My first reading of that sign in panel two was the ominous, “Wedding dead ahead!”

“100 Pounds!”

[Walk, walk, walk]

“…Of Herring!”

“I hear a voice…”

He should have taken the money.

Panel 2: I’ve played at two weddings where one of the partners, (once the bride, and once the groom) had to be walked around and sobered up before the ceremony could begin.

When she offers 300 ($300,000), ACCEPT!!!

Maybe the mother was hoping to someday have grandchildren.

Opus takes another landmark step total true animal husbandry.

He isn’t wearing his dress shoes in the last panel.

Congratulations, Mr. Penguin Opus (I think).

Mrs. Granola! Shame on you, trying to bribe off the groom, and especially for offering such chintzy bribes!