Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 11, 2023

Opus, you poor little schnook. I love you.

Is the last line maybe better as “The artisan man, the artisan man can”? CLICK! Bang! The choir: “The artisan man, the artisan man kicked the can.” Somber music plays.

Trash man scamperrin’ in the dew ? Makes me think of lawnmower man

North Carolina?

That’s enough to wipe the smile off of Willy Wonka’s face.

The Garbage Man can ’cause he mixes it with sludge and makes your face turn blue!

it’s gonna take him a long time to hit every house if he sings a song at each one.

I work from home, last december I saw the garbage truck coming and went out to give him a time for the holidays.

It was snowing in a lot of the country but raining where I was, and I found the one patch of ice in Montgomery county PA. My left foot stayed planted and my right shot out from under me. I fell in a position that can be described as kicking yourself in the but and falling with your full weight on it.

He helped me get up and was very kind but I really screwed up my knee and needed medical help, the doctor filling out the forms was very nice but got to the question “Are you going to continue the lifestyle that led to this accident?”

I looked t her and said “No doctor I’ll never give another mas present again.” Bah-humbug!

Next time, try bagpipes.

Introduction to Smith & Wesson incoming…

Love that song.

Sounds a lot like the garbage song on the Simpsons when Homer was the Trash Commissioner.

Garbage men went the way of ice cream trucks

Seldom get out of the truck and if the driver has to get out due to you having an overfilled bin you will get an extra $10 charge on your bill.

Run Opus!! Dang it! Everyone is a critic and this one is about to get very critical.

Most people don’t want a happy song and dance on their doorstep right at break of day…

Five o’clock in the morning is no time to serenade the customers.

It looks like some of WMA Opus’s clients don’t really appreciate a little Sammy Davis Jr. spinoff in the early morning….

The Simpsons ripped of Bloom County?

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