Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 13, 2023

This could have made a good Jerry Springer episode!

Sorry, Opus, I saw it coming same time you did.

Ol’ walter woogums eye is about to grow a spoon

is there something illegal about the garbage man going dumpster diving?

Give it up, Opus. The more you try, the more damage you cause.

If Walter Woogums kisses Ellie Sue’s toes, do her lips ache?

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If you had gotten my to trash first, you would’ve found my warning!

How could Walter Woogums just not adore pretty-faced Franny?

Walter Woogums must be desperate..

He’s wearing a mask! He must be a liberal!

I never stop someone who is on a roll like this. The potential results are just too good to miss.

Don’t try putting the guilt on ME, you goofy penguin! This is all on you, Opus, or on that sly Berkeley Breathed guy: I wouldn’t trust him if I were you, ‘cause he’ll get you into all kinds of trouble….