Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 04, 2023

Plutonium peanut butter in his underwear? That sounds like fun. Probably keeps you up at night as well.

Don’t joke about such things. Certain secret services might get ideas – well I guess it is too late now.

That’s not peanut butter.

But Portnoy, you’re not wearing any underwear!!!

Plutonium in your skivvies will serve well to keep things warm, and sterile.

Dandelions are bad, m’kay

Dandelions should NOT be in civilian hands.

Don’t get a grip on yourself, Portnoy, if it’s going to become Portnoy’s complaint.

Sorry, Portnoy. I won’t do it again…

Who put the “ram” in the “ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?”

If Milo has a shred of Humanity in him (doubtful), he will stay with his ostensible friend Portnoy and help bring him down safely from this dandelion super-Bad Trip….

The plutonium will flow like wine…or beer…