Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 27, 2023

Mrs Newbert ain’t far off, from an 82-year-old male.

If only to stop long enough to be a couch potato….

Run Opus, run.

Opus, I’d get out of there while the getting’s good.

She nailed it on most of them, including my ex. I’d like to think not all, but I’m mostly an optimist.

Sounds like she was married to Jabba the Hut

There would be no penguin lust started unless they both were wearing VR goggles.

Opus isn’t a fast runner

Potato, Pohtatoh.

Kinda like guys. We want a love goddess and a house keeper.

Opus, this is clearly not a time for talk. Mrs. Newbert is fixated. So, this a time for action!

And as others have suggested, your action should be to RUN, RUN, RUN!