Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 09, 2024

Don’t misundertake me.

In one ear, out the back end.

It’s like getting two birds stoned at once.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.

Repartee as smart as a tack!

Grandma was 80, but she was slow.

I always thought it was cabootle. What’s a cabootle between friends anyway?

If it isn’t cheesecake, I’m not really that interested in eating it.

Well, that’s leading a horse to water under the bridge! ☺

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It’s the most living dead cliche ever heard. Maybe it’s a zombie cliche

One upon a time, you could have your Kate, and Edith too… but then Utah outlawed polygamy.

Was Bob diabetic ?

The expression is in fact “You can’t eat your cake and have it, too”, which makes more sense. It was in fact the thing that got the unabomber caught, since he wrote it that way in his manifesto, and his brother recognised his writing style.

I kind of think that that’s how I’d have written it, too, since I’m a stickler for correctness. Like, it’s “I couldn’t care less” and not “I could care less.”