Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 15, 2024

Just wait until we get to tumblr, twitter and reddit.

It’s a veritable panopliating cornucopial plethora of mental and emotional illnesses.

The thrilling climax in “G-Spot Blues” will be lost on Opus.

Self-help “experts” getting rich off of suckers buying their b.s. books.  It’s the same with seminar shysters.  They pretend that they care and that they want to help you.  They don’t.  They just want your money.  They’re parasites who prey on the weak-minded.  Pity the fools who believe those frauds.

‘’Women Who Love Bad Dogs’‘………mmmm, I wonder if that made Oprhah’s book club list?

The g spot blues. That sounds………well, um……….like something you won’t find laying about in the dentist office.

‘Women Who Love Bad Dogs’ and ‘G-Spot Blues’ sound rather intriguing.

When you’re done with “Hug Yourself” and “G-Spot Blues,” could I borrow them?

I have a tower of psychobabble that includes Jefferson Airplane, Imagine Dragons and Scissor Sisters. But I find true self help in the tower of Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Def Leppard and Aerosmith….turned up to 11.

Our ancestors just went straight to the bottle

The Bible has all of the answers…

…and the hot bath would have worked just fine!

I think “G-Spot Blues” might be a good name for a band.

Its not like our ancestors lacked getting advice. After all that is basically the origins of ancient philosophy, advice from intellectual busy bodies on how to live a good life. And they wrote book full of it such as Aristotle’s Ethics, Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, etc…

Who recorded the G-Spot Blues?