Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 01, 2024

Maybe. But they definitely understand the term “ratings”.

I’d say those aliens are trying to make the universe a better place

I got better

It took them this long to clear the cholesterol and bacon fat out of his arteries.

Oh dear! It was a bad mistake for them to abduct a LAWYER, of all things.

“Whose brain did you get? Ummm. . . Abby something. . .” “Young Frankenstein”, Mel Brooks

Trump understands those words. Boy, does he EVER!!

I doubt that. The words Guilty as Charged seem to have rolled right off, like water off a duck’s back.

So weird. I miss Bloom County. (The current “re-boot” just doesn’t have the same… weirdness!)