Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 25, 2024

That’s what you’re being paid for.

Fibbing is what lawyers are good at.

I’m trying to picture a bunch of lodge brothers being stabbed with their own antlers.

Mr. Dallas obviously slept through the fibbing lecture..

The accused is wearing a tie, so he can’t be all bad.

That upright citizen should hire Abbe D. Lowell.

Present the truth obtusely in the best possible candlelight…

Try motion(s) to dismiss if delay doesn’t work

The danger of an honest lawyer defending you is worse than an incompetent one doing so.

It’s not like Steve would win the case anyway.