Just before my wedding, I got a fortune that said “You’ll have a happy lot in matrimony.” It came true for 30 years, until death did us part. I still have the fortune.
Have some fun reading reading fortune cookie fortunes. Whatever it says, add the words “in bed”. It works almost all the time, turning the meaning into something truly hilarious. Example, “people are saying good things about you”………
Imagine about 7 hours ago
If George Bush did, it would explain a lot.
Strod about 7 hours ago
Here’s the underlying image file, which is just a little more readable than the scaled version that most of us see in the webpage:
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RavennaAl about 3 hours ago
The best fortune cookie I ever got said “You are contemplative and analytical by nature” So I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what that could mean?’
Wren Fahel about 2 hours ago
We have a tradition called the “Lame Fortune Contest”. The one with the lamest fortune wins. 9 times out of 10, it’s me.
MIHorn Premium Member 9 minutes ago
Just before my wedding, I got a fortune that said “You’ll have a happy lot in matrimony.” It came true for 30 years, until death did us part. I still have the fortune.
Stodgefinn Premium Member 8 minutes ago
Have some fun reading reading fortune cookie fortunes. Whatever it says, add the words “in bed”. It works almost all the time, turning the meaning into something truly hilarious. Example, “people are saying good things about you”………