One of my favorite waiter gags was on The Jack Benny Program, when Frank Nelson was the waiter. Jack ordered oysters, and Frank asked if he wanted them to be male or female:
Jack> How can you tell if an oyster is male or female?
Frank> We look at their driver’s license; I knew you’d ask!
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
At least the new version has an interesting beet to it.
Steve Bartholomew about 14 years ago
I spilled it. Now there’s soup in my fly.
napaeric about 14 years ago
Souped up fly’s are not welcome here. We do of course have an open fly policy, only after a meal that ranks with mid evil feasts.
jtviper7 about 14 years ago
I thought wolverine’s ate flys for breakfast…
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
One of my favorite waiter gags was on The Jack Benny Program, when Frank Nelson was the waiter. Jack ordered oysters, and Frank asked if he wanted them to be male or female:
Jack> How can you tell if an oyster is male or female? Frank> We look at their driver’s license; I knew you’d ask!
Bargrove about 14 years ago
Waiter! There is a needle in my soup,
Sorry sir, It’s a misprint. That is suppose
to be noodle.