Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 02, 2016

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    emptc12  over 8 years ago

    Can a bodyless entity be a hypochondriac? I guess it’s a question for psychiciatrists.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    List of things to do:1. buy wooden stake2. buy crucifix 3. Schedule late morning wake up call…

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    emptc12  over 8 years ago

    “Can the undead commit ‘suicide’ ?”.For the answer to that, read any novel by Anne Rice in The Vampire Chronicles series.

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    No-Face (カオナシ)  over 8 years ago

    Just so you know, the national vampire suicide prevention hotline is 1-800-273-DRAC.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    More coffee, Gary! Quick!Owen is maddeningly boring. No wonder no one loves him….

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    emptc12  over 8 years ago

    “Never got into that sort of stuff.”.I understand. They are sort of a guilty pleasure for me like ghost stories and fantasy fiction in the nature of Ambrose Bierce. Not to everybody’s taste, and they are written too long; should be edited down by at least a third. They are uneven and always seem centered around a core of quite good writing. But they tell imaginative and stories..If you should weaken in response to my description, try THE WITCHING HOUR, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED, THE MUMMY, or SERVANT OF THE BONES. ,Not exactly Great Literature, but what Graham Greene might call “entertainments.” Really looooong entertainments.

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