Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 25, 2016

Just so it’s not somebody talking inside a tin can.

I’ll take Sidney Freeman. “Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”

Or maybe he couldn’t find god, because he is god?

Hey! What about George Burns?

Cliffy there behind Moses just repeats everything he hears.

The Morgan Freeman is a reference to the movie “Almighty Bruce”. You may GOOGLE it to see the premise.

There were 15 of those laws on three tablets. But he dropped one.

Someone made a graven image on the mountain. There goes the first commandment.