Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 16, 2010

At last, the truth!

Too late now, my little friend!

EDIT: ooh! I mightily miss Mister Salty Veri-Thin Pretzel Sticks!

But I’ll not pander to mad bad Vlad’s urging. –At least not for now. The early competition is already daunting….

Vote him off the island.

I don’t care either. http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/08/several-months-later-in-august-gut.html

As the misfit toy sits snuggley on the toy box!!!!

Dead Misfit Toy Walking!!!

now, wait a sec– the squirt gun that sings and shoots jelly(another unhappy resident of the island of unfit toys) definitely has something going for it…….I would guess it has a larger muzzle bore to be able to send out a good solid stream of icky- sticky jelly

…speaking of sending out a good solid stream, have that prostate checked out, boys and girls!

I found myself fascinated by the Circle Illusion. Couldn’t stop staring at it. The next thing I knew, my wife was saying, “When i snap my fingers you will awake…three…two…one” Snap! It was six hours later and I discovered that I had vacuumed the floors, washed the windows and washed and folded four loads of laundry. *Damn you, Teresa! *Damn you and your evilCcircles of Illusion!

I used to, but then…

My God, Sisyphos! You have made my day!Someone else who remembers the food of the gods called Mr. Salty pretzels! (That’s enough ex. points, I guess.) My world became a darker, gloomier place when Mr. Salty disappeared from it, I’ll tell you…

nighthawks: I think it’s high time you knew - girls don’t really need their prostates checked. I don’t wish to go into detail here (there may be 13 year olds around), but you might ask your parents or your family clergyman about this.

Edit: I just saw the Mr. Salty display in the blog - anymore I seem to be coming here mainly for the comic, NOT the blog (take THAT, Teresa!)

That poster child, is that Kim Jong Il as a boy?

Now I’m going to be thinking of the Misfit Toys song all day.