Monty by Jim Meddick for May 17, 2016
May 16, 2016
May 18, 2016
Transcript:
I was gonna fry an egg, but Pilsner thought there was a baby chick inside... So I explained how it wasn't a viable egg... He didn't seem to understand that it takes a rooster to fertilize an egg and... Whoa. Whoa. Hold on. I don't think I understand either... Well... See... A rooster is like a man chicken and a hint is like a... No. No. I get that. I just thought all eggs would hatch of the chicken sat on em...
DangerBunny over 8 years ago
A bumblebee needs to buzz by when the hen is sitting….
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Some people (I’m looking at you, Moonie) slept through biology in high school….
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
For a long time, I thought all chicken eggs would hatch. Not true. Anyone who raises chickens knows this.
ladamson1918 over 8 years ago
The general public knows jack about animal life anymore. Like putting a baby bison in a car and “saving” it from its natural environment.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
I’d just like to know how the rooster gets the hen off her egg to fertilize it in the first place?
harbormoon over 8 years ago
The bylaws in my town state that, for backyard chicken owners like me, you can only have hens and no roosters. My four beauties each average an egg per day. I get asked at least once a week how hens lay the eggs with no rooster. I smile every time.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
@Jeff M. If I tell you,it’s not funny any more!
yangeldf over 8 years ago
BIRDS DO NOT REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY!
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
It’s absolutely amazing how many people think this though. lololol