FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 05, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    What a bargain.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Jason is so good at math in his classes, but it doesn’t carry over into real-world applications.

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    I'll fly away  over 8 years ago

    It should make Peter’s job easier and give him more time to keep the bathrooms more sparkling clean.

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    derdave969  over 8 years ago

    A modern Tom Sawyer.

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    car2ner  over 8 years ago

    yeah, I’ve been missing the gaming jokes. LEROY!

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    Waddling Eagle  over 8 years ago

    Hoping my wife doesn’t see this…

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    peabodyboy  over 8 years ago

    Duncan Jones, David Bowie’s son, directed the Warcraft movie.

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    Strob  over 8 years ago

    Yum!“Lonnie swept the playroomAnd he swallowed up all he found.It was forty-eight hours tillLonnie came around” Steely Dan, Bring back the Boston rag.

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    Big Black Dog  over 8 years ago

    They are having so much fun[not].

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    tsandl  over 8 years ago

    I signed up for a two week trial of WoW back in ’07, sometime between the release of their first and second expansion. Picking up popcorn would have been more fun.

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    laurag12363 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Oh, I don’t have that achievement!!! Wonder if they will hire me for a week of popcorn retrieval?

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    Doctor11  over 8 years ago

    This will never happen in real life at a movie theater, but it works great as a comic gag.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 8 years ago

    The downside payback is coming. Mustache guy is going to have to COUNT every single kernel of popcorn found, tabulate & track their earnings and have to argue with them over the point value of partial kernels. Too big a hassle!

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    Hartbreaker  over 8 years ago

    SO you get someone to buy a tub of popcorn and you pour it into two bags and claim that you collected it.

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    Leeroy  over 8 years ago

    Kill ten rats: that’s the follow-on quest series to get snackbar faction.

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    chris_weaver  over 8 years ago

    Next, answer the question: What is the peak air velocity of an unladen swallow?

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