Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 27, 2010

What, no pink flamingoes?!?

What could be worse?

There go the death ray control nuts again. Death rays don’t kill people, giant space slugs kill people.

Maybe they’ll be the undoing of the giant space slug’s plot. They seem to be having a field day at The Legend of Bill.

There’s no place like gnome.

This is a job for Amelie…

@Lewreader - Being 100% Italo-American, I’m not offended. But, the rest of my “family,” are very very disappointed.

This looks like a job for Amelie!

@Lewreader - as a 100% Italo-American, I’m personally not offended. BTW the rest of my “family” has invited you to go fishing this weekend…

Gnomes are gnarly, dude.

Only if you make them out of the wrong kind of wood, sandfan. :-))

Sheik Yerbouti, I thought that it was the death ray for the moles.

Maybe that death ray is for destroying moon moles.

@Runs with Beer: Most sculptors use gnotty pine.

But you can have fun with yard gnomes. Every night change their position a bit so it looks like they’re going to your neighbor’s front door.

They’re going to use the missile launcher to shoot the gnomes at us! Their pointy hats will destroy us all!

aaf709, what a great idea….I think I need some yard gnomes….

tackiest is car up on blocks

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.

Ugh, and the three-legged green flamingos. The worst!