Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 12, 2010
Transcript:
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! Just the man I need to see! Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Ernesto: I have a very exciting offer for you! Petey: What? Ernesto: Tah-dah! An official henchman-of-Ernesto jumpsuit! Petey: You've painted a big E on a big t-shirt. Ernesto: This jumpsuit is the favored attire of all my henchmen, from Drones and Stooges all the way up to lackeys, gofers and minions! Your Ernesto Loyalty Rating is shown in stars on the back! See-a-full-fledged-five-star minion! And as you advance in rank from drone to minion I'll punch holes in your Ernesto-pal card! Five holes qualifies you for a box of assorted doughnuts. Petey: I don't like doughnuts and I don't want to wear the shirt. Ernesto: Keep the card - you'll reconsider! They all do! Petey: My imaginary friend gave me this card. Boy: Assorted doughnuts? Just for wearing a shirt? Does he have anything in extra large?
margueritem over 14 years ago
I’m so glad Petey’s real friend made an appearance, too.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
So the card’s not imaginary.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Petey’s imagination is very complex, given that his real friend Andre can see and read the “Ernesto pal card”….
rayannina over 14 years ago
If Ernesto IS real, he’s got a great future in megalomania.
cdward over 14 years ago
I love the fact that I can never quite tell if Ernesto is real or imagined. I’m slightly troubled by the idea of him being imagined so well that he’s becoming real…. And I’m glad Andre isn’t troubled by any of this in the least.
RugerJac over 14 years ago
gah! what medium is this done in? it’s gorgeous!!!!!
SCOTTtheBADGER over 14 years ago
I bet Loris can see him! Nothing gets by Loris!
maxstone1 over 14 years ago
Ernesto may in fact be real but his existence may be multi-dimension and unstable to where only Petey and Loris can interact with him..oh and Viola (I think that was her name). Once Petey touched the card, he caused it to solidify in the “real” world.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
This reminds me of my marriage to the Little General, or a I affectionately call her, LilG.
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
are they real donuts or imaginary donuts? creme-filled?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
The doughnuts are imaginary, but the holes are real. They’re rather small, but be sure to count them all. When you have enough holes to fill the Albert Hall, put them on the cards and you’ll have enough doughnuts to last every day in your life. Oh boy!
Of course, since Petey doesn’t like doughnuts in the first place, a “lifetime supply” could be zero, in which case it doesn’t matter whether they’re real or imaginary.
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
How much longer do I have to read this cartoon before I understand it. Every commenter seems to love it, see something in it, know all the characters, etc. I’ve been reading for 3-4 months, and am completely lost in trying to find anything funny or deep or whatever the rest of you see. I’m not giving up, but sure feel stupid.
lbejo over 14 years ago
T-shirt or doughnut?
DonVanni over 14 years ago
Ernesto exists in a quantum superposition much like Schrodinger’s Cat. We won’t know whether or not he really exists until his wave function collapses. (Or something like that…)
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
@fritzoid when I was little, my Dad would tell me not to eat the holes in the doughnuts, they would make me sick.
Karen345 over 14 years ago
Mythreesons. It is absolutely worth it. Keep trying.
It’s absurd and wonderful.
smizzlybob over 14 years ago
I had minions once.
I can’t talk about it.
trock7 over 14 years ago
Ah, this strip brings me much joy.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Chikuku: What about Dill’s brothers and Loris Slothrop?