Invisible Bread by Justin Boyd for June 24, 2016

Huh? You’ve lost me. Fortunately—I’m horrified of spiders.

Fourth wall violation. 2 minute penalty.

I’ll wake up that early, too. Then I turn over and go back to sleep for another 30 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Do people really use their phones instead of clocks? Must be a Millennial thing.

I do