Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 03, 2016

If they weren’t boys, I’d think I was watching the View.

That boy’s shell was cracked

Dumb Cluck looks like he’s been slapped with a hockey puck.

And you married him.

I oh so want to enter the danger zone here,

but instead of revvin’ up the engine I’m gonna shut her down…

Up chuck cluck.