Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 24, 2016

Come on, waitress. They’re celebrating, which means a big tip for you. Don’t leave him hanging on his offer of a high five.

So Milford plays night games? I haven’t noticed lights at the softball field. They should have put the money into uniforms.

Jumbo trouble ahead for Del.

Another DUI when he already has a case pending? Hey, Del, hope you’re up for playing drop-the-soap with BUBBA and his friends at the state penitentiary.

For Dels sake, MILFord better have Uber! Perhaps the Amish waitress will drive them home in her buggy!

DUI two coming up.

In all reality , Del faces the moment of truth in P 2 and gracefully excuses himself from the table and goes home to hang himself .

Del isn’t going to miss out on drinks, especially when he’s buying. I can’t wait to see what Young Master Bader says about the cow judge after Del gets DUI #2. I’m pretty sure Big Ken Brown will make something happen this time.

Okay, who’s gonna mess up Boo’s no hitter? I know for sure she’ll make something happen to the perpetrator.

At least the Senator had the sense to leave before this got ugly.

P1- What is it with Selosky’s? Both Del and Corporate Lush have bleeding pimples.

Jumbo orders? I’m not hip to a lot of sales talk slang, but this could be really important for Del.

Still without a hit. Though, they came close with “What does the fox say”.

In P2, there is a slight resemblance to the late Fred D. Thompson, the former senator who went on to Law and Order fame.

The Higgs boson predicts the universe is most stable based not on the “up” quark but the “top” quark.

“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.:

I’m baaaaack! Bummed I missed complaining about some things in Saturday and Monday’s strip. Oh well, I don’t think the comments would have changed anyone’s life.P1 – Maybe I don’t get the industrial solvents business (though I guess I should) but why does Smiley McBadinfluence expect jumbo orders from Del? Isn’t Del selling him product?P2 – Mr. Badinfluence looks a lot older now. Is he morphing into Patrick Stewart? He can’t do that, we already have a Picard character filling the Trainer role.P3 – March of the BooAnd speaking of boo, please don’t boo the latest Mopped Up Thorp entries. Strips from Friday and Saturday have been added, might get more later tonight, might not.

I have a bad feeling about where this strip is going (I mean, more than usual). Lot of face time for Boo, which I can only believe is an accident is forthcoming.