Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 08, 2016
May 07, 2016
May 09, 2016
Transcript:
Every year AI got cheaper. Intelligence went from special to common to gimmicky. The refrigerator actively hides the good beer when your alcoholic sister-in-law visits, then later assures you that you done enough for her. Ubiquitous intelligence improved human life. Am I interested in that guy, or have I just drunk too much of you? Dana. Christ. That's a cardboard cutout he's in a football uniform. Get your life together! But it had some ominous consequences for practical joking. Ha! I've endowed your only role of toilet paper with consciousness and a sense of dignity! Pranked!
Ida No over 8 years ago
Not a problem. I’ve always enjoyed destroying other people’s dignity.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Mischio Kaku has long predicted microprocessor chips will become so cheap to make that eventually they’ll be used to endow nearly everything with semi-sentience. He appreciates the acknowledgment of his prediction, but was not happy recently when his name was parodied as applied to sentient toilet paper: Flushio Caca.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
So Quilted got tired of torturing Little Miss Puffytail and went really sadistic.