Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for May 18, 2016

When I have kids I will do this.

The Invisible Game is a great one for kids to play! The floating book. The flying cat. And so on.

If you eat right, you’ll lose weight. Going down to nothing may be a bit much.

and I used to tell kids that lima beans made them grow bigger faster and summer squash made light shoot out of their ears.

Throw in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy and you get an idea of why so many kids have trust issues

I was not actually trying to do this , but I imitated my dad, with a the parsley sprig that some restaurants put on the plates, as a garnish, to my grandson, by eating it as if I was a dinosaur. He transferred that to broccoli and became a fan of it, at age 3. He would eat it raw or cooked, with or without any sauces(his favorite was raw with ranch dip).