Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 27, 2016

As Dick Van Dyke once said, “Never maim a duck.” Or was it “name?”

THE MORTAL FOE OF THE UNICORN

Marigold claims she is not a horse, then she screams ‘Neigh’. Mixed signals here.

Typical neigh-sayer…

Be kind to our web footed friends, Marigold, for a duck may be somebody’s mother, as the song goes.

I thought only Knights said Neigh.

Why-a duck?

Try that on Bob and you will know why you went extinct!

“Hgien” is a powerful, mystical attack cry in Unicornese. It must be spoken backwards to invoke its full, terrifying might. I thought you all KNEW that.

Really want to make a “Mallard Filmore” joke but I’ll pass.

If you see a slow song to a duck, would that be a mallard ballad?

But why a duck? Why not a chicken? or a pidgin? Well just don’t startle a goose.

She should watch out for the guard duck from “Pearls Before Swine”.

Oh of course Unicorn.

Cant marigold just collect stamps or play pokemon? Also, i didnt know ducks flied like that!

As the duck fled, suddenly a dog came out from some bushes, laughed at her, and went back in.

“In and around the LakeMallards come out of the sky and they stand there”

misheard Yes lyrics

WOW!!! This duck thing really brought out the weird in everyone. Is there a full moon where y’all are???

I used to do that all the time! :)