Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 18, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Hobbes! You broke the holodeck!!!

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    NormyBates  over 8 years ago

    No hook in third panel?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 8 years ago

    Well shiver me timbers, I’ll get me fur all wet!

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    chovil  over 8 years ago

    I don’t know why, but this is one of my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strips.

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    RH3  over 8 years ago

    Calvin, wise pirates do not try their luck with Royal Navy frigates. You are both likely to end up hanging from the yard arm.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    So if the ship is already a plank, you call it ride the plank, or fall overboard?

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    Spider-UK  over 8 years ago

    Don’t make him stand Calvin, the whole ship will capsize!

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    What letters do pirates like?R and C

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    My ship lies rigged and ready in the harbor…. Aah, in them thar days, miles per galleon was much more personally significant. Today’s curse, Spanish and English speaking people get hired faster in the U.S.

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    Puddleglum2  over 8 years ago

    @LeadingEdge,A psychiatrist should know better than to sling/throw stones.Have him walk the plank!

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to, Hobbes!

    xxx

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Remind me of a true incident at our marina. One of the couples in a slip across from us decided to take their “little boat” out for an overnight. The young son of the couple in the slip next to us asked me where (names deleted for obvious reasons) went. I replied, “They went out to spend a night on the river.”

    He asked,“How will they know where they are in the dark?”

    I told him, “Don’t worry, they have a sextant, and they will be able to use the stars to guide them home.”

    He looked at me a little bit baffled, and just replied, “Oh.”

    Well, when our marina friends returned the next morning, the youngster ran out to greet them, and guess what he said?

    Innocent as it was, he asked them if they had a chance to use their “sex tent”…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’m stealing those awful pirate jokes for my 8 year old grandnephew. I bet he’ll love them.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Again?

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    himbear  over 8 years ago

    So many wise guys, so very few planks.

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    tea62  over 8 years ago

    I’m sure all you sophisticates know no one ever walked a plank. Who would bother to construct a plank when you can just throw folks overboard?

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    glowing-steak32  7 months ago

    Hard to starboard!

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