There once was a man from Nantucket,who put all his trash in a bucket.He set off one day,with his trash far away.and he said, “All I will do is chuck it.”
There once was a man from Norway…Who hung by his heels from the doorway…And said to his spouse, "Get off of the couch, I think I’ve discovered one more way!
mlkirk12530 over 8 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket,who put all his trash in a bucket.He set off one day,with his trash far away.and he said, “All I will do is chuck it.”
TheWildSow over 8 years ago
A farmer named Dan from NantucketKept all his cash in a bucketHis daughter named NanRan away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket!
TheWildSow over 8 years ago
He followed the pair to PawtucketThe man and the girl and the bucketHe said to the manYou’re welcome to NanBut as for the bucket, Pawtucket
TheWildSow over 8 years ago
They caught up with him in ManhassetWith the bucket he kept as an assetSo Nan and her manTook the bucket and ranAnd as for the bucket, Manhasset
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Funny. Thank you for sharing these limericks.
Bocephus over 8 years ago
The first version I heard can’t be posted here ;-)
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
No, LD, you really don’t. Sigh.
robert423elliott 5 months ago
Enough with Nantucket. How about Norway?
There once was a man from Norway…Who hung by his heels from the doorway…And said to his spouse, "Get off of the couch, I think I’ve discovered one more way!