C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for September 14, 2010

Oh, Donna! Your literary skills need some honing! –Although writing a lot of mostly bad poetry is something a number of people (cough! cough!) did in college, too….

Insecure girls excel at the writing of bad poetry (usually hate poetry aimed at some guy who broke up with her), and in writing even worse bodice-ripping short stories (usually aimed at some guy she wishes she had). No romantic angst and insecurity, no horrid literature from immature femmes.

But if she had had sex, she could have written some GOOD stuff.

I confess to liking her old do better.

Lice would make for lousy poetry.

I just wonder when she started spiking her hair.

I loved Mona’s hair when she was in Hawaii. Long, full, ahh Beauti — Is it getting warm in here?!?

Well the final line will not include rice.

And so Mona begins her stellar career as an advice columnist for Cosmo…

(Watch for her upcoming “How to Drive Men to Suicide” article.)

You’re as cold as ice! You’re willing to sacrifice Our love!

You want paradise, But someday you’ll pay the price!

You ate my soul like mice, You’re the opposite of nice, I hope you catch lice! (That will suffice.)

I hate Good Poetry done badly. But I love Bad Poetry done well…

“lice”in French.

Hmm. Sometimes called “les petits allemands” - the little Germans - for their habit of marching in, taking over, and sucking blood….

Thanks, Chik. I consulted the bunny dictionary for that one.

Il m’a arraché le coeur, comme une brute Dans ce trou profond les poux, crapahutent

Ah, come on! Lice is nice.