Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 30, 2016

This has been strange from the get-go. In what kind of restaurant are two people seated side by side for dinner?

Group project. Hmmmm. At least it looks like Tru(e) won’t end up in a tragic accident with Del. Not sure if Mr. Reality will end up that lucky.

Where’d the blonde Asian chick come from in P2? I don’t recall seeing her before.

I don’t know about Shelly, but you and Del are certainly on a roll.

A dark storm is brewing!

Looks like from now on the main sport here will be eating contests.

P3- Corporate Lush, you know what else is in common with a roll? Jelly. Shelly looks overjoyed. This guy comes from the school of No Tippin’ Pippen.

It would have been nice to have a quick time out to remember all of ladies and men who made the ultimate sacrifice for Milford. How about putting down the milkshakes and the whiskey sours for a minute and giving the heroes a little shout out.

So George Clinton’s famous question has been answered. Fries do indeed come with that shake.

Good to see the student-athletes at Milford eating healthy.

Shelly demonstrating that famous Central City welcoming attitude. There’s no way Helen in Finance is going to approve this expense claim.

Industrial Solvent Customer is so sloshed he doesn’t even realize that Del is gone. Or is that him sitting with his back to us?

“You’re on a roll, Shelley!” That makes about as much sense as this storyline. She’s “on a roll” because she’s bringing them what they ordered? Maybe it’s just me, maybe I’m crazy, but I have this weird feeling that all this drinking will be bad news for Del for some odd reason. And speaking of odd, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is as odd as ever.And what’s with the “we’ll have to celebrate by ourselves”? They normally celebrate with the team and Tru(e)? They never invite other guys? Hmm, is this going in some kinky direction?

Boo and Mr. Lush are going to have a car meeting, ending Boo’s career. At least she went out on a good note.

You’re on a roll, Shelly. And later tonight you’ll be on a stretcher, after Del runs into you in the parking lot.