FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 09, 2016

So… uh… Peter going to shove that glass of lemonade down Jason’s throat to make him quiet for that antic?

Shouldn’t that be, “Your screams won’t be silent”?

Uh… Grass doesn’t scream Jason, you should know that because you get lots of A’s.

I can’t believe they make him use a manual mower. I’d have a heart attack before I got half the front yard cut.

A manual mower is probably all they can afford. Roger maxed out their credit card playing poker in the last story arc.

There was a Lost in Space episode where the plants screamed every time you cut them.

Sounds like “ha-wa-i”

I like his droopy hat bill.