Okay, then!
Nuke ‘em if ya got ‘em…
If that burger gets up and walks off, they’ll have a cow.
“Waiter, I know I ordered it rare, but a good vet could have this back on it’s feet in a couple of days.”
Try a macrowave.
No, no, no – you wrap it in foil and put it in the autoclave!
@thebird55 – that’s very, very good, loved it!
I don’t think the cow is coming back to life no matter how many times you shock it.
If he pushes too hard on that burger with the paddles, it will be more than just flatlined, it will be flattened!
And it melts the cheese at the same time.
Also, that’s a heart attack on a plate.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Okay, then!
Nuke ‘em if ya got ‘em…
alviebird about 14 years ago
If that burger gets up and walks off, they’ll have a cow.
“Waiter, I know I ordered it rare, but a good vet could have this back on it’s feet in a couple of days.”
Larry Miller Premium Member about 14 years ago
Try a macrowave.
mrssaskfan about 14 years ago
No, no, no – you wrap it in foil and put it in the autoclave!
@thebird55 – that’s very, very good, loved it!
calvinandquestionmark about 14 years ago
I don’t think the cow is coming back to life no matter how many times you shock it.
WebSpider about 14 years ago
If he pushes too hard on that burger with the paddles, it will be more than just flatlined, it will be flattened!
fredbuhl about 14 years ago
And it melts the cheese at the same time.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Also, that’s a heart attack on a plate.