Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 30, 2010

They’d better check the Milford water supply. It is eating the flesh off that player’s face.

Great! Turn those hoses on Kaz and melt his useless a$$ away!

And I was afraid we were going into the lacrosse season!

Looks like they are warming up to practice synchronized swimming. They must have a good budget to afford practice shorts and tees for the whole team. They are not going to have a good year there are not any brothers on the team just white punks.

grshprnh- What kind of brothers are you referring to? Siblings? Twins? How do you know the white boys adhere to deviant behavior? Is that a slimmed down Kaz in P1 chatting up the players? Inquiring minds want to know.

Milford must be the capital of the high-socks fashion trend that will be sweeping the rest of the nation. Everyone is wearing them!

Back in High School we had a kid who was so good at everything, he went out for golf, so he could letter in all the sports we had. TOOK a lot of razzing for that!

Yes Hector, brothers of color (black) are better athletes overall than brothers of no-color (whites). We are…. all brothers!

Political correctness is for whimps that can’t “Handle the Truth”.

I look at a player’s talent level not his coloration. There are good athletes of every race. Being racist is noticing color and making judgments. When everyone does not care what color a person is this will be a better place.

Children, that’s enough!

Back in high school we had a guy who lettered in Football, Basketball, Baseball and Band one year. He was voted Mr. Mustang because everyone in school thought he was a horse’s a$$.

Check out P2, is the hallowed tradition spraying your face with goop out of a hose?

in P3, they missed a line, it should read

Man, what’s the point?

I’m melting, I’m Melting, What a world, what a world….

What’s up with all the back stabbing going on here in MILFord? Consecutive days where people have appear to have susstained huge gashes in their back? Kemper on Saturday, and I’m guessing Gil in P1.

Based on those skinny arms and legs on all the players in P1 it’s gonna be a long season.

Barely enough meat on those legs to hold up the calf high tube socks.

Thejudge is right that is one sad looking group and they are all the same height with really short arms. Maybe this is the “special” school team why else would they wear helmets to do calisthenics.

Rough measurement and calculation based on 6’2” these player’s respective arm span is 10” too short. Apparently these guys are as adept at drawing people as they are clubs. Drawing 101, fingertip to fingertip should equal your height.

Yeah, hopefully P1 is the kicker tryouts … or the Red Rover tryouts …

Can someone notify Jennifer that the football season is finally here.

grshprnh and Hector……..Thanks for the schooling on differentiating features of blacks and whites. We can give credit to the Dept. of Defense on their findings and I believe it was Jimmy the Greek that uncovered why blacks are better athetes. What can you teach us about Asians and Indians?

What’s with the B/W nonsense? It’s time for FB!

Anyone who goes in the army by choice can’t have a very high IQ. Now let’s get back to Mudlarks football.

let’s get back to the Land of Thorp..

Thanks Hector. I now feel enlightened.

is that what is meant by Alligator arms?