Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 14, 2016
June 13, 2016
June 15, 2016
Transcript:
Clerk: According to the scale, that'll be $7.50! Ralph: Why do you have a tip jar? I made the yogurt myself! Why should I tip you? Clerk: What would your wife say if someone told her you spent $7.50 on a yogurt? Ralph: Here, keep the change.
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 8 years ago
Tip? You mean “Hush Money”?
BearsDown Premium Member over 8 years ago
Made it yerself, eh? You wanna clean the machine tonight Ralph?
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
He asked the boss for a raise…..and was given a bigger tip jar.
alondra over 8 years ago
He didn’t even add on toppings. What good is it without toppings? That’s the fun of going in places like that!
oldsmkysyvr over 8 years ago
Tip jars have shown up in strange places, but the worst one I can remember encountering was about 20 years ago at the airport. I got in my car about 2 am and when I got to the exit for long term parking there was a dude inside the gate shack, asleep at the window. I had to toot the horn to wake him up to take my money. That’s when I noticed a jar at the window with a hand written sign that read, “A Tip Would Be Nice”.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 8 years ago
More like a Snitch Jar!
route66paul over 8 years ago
If we would send just 10% of the working illegal aliens home, there would be jobs for teens everywhere. Either the business pays the legal wage or it folds. That is great, when businesses can hire employees thet can still get welfars, there is something. The business expects the state to cover what wages should.
Not a good business model.