Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 26, 2016
May 25, 2016
May 27, 2016
Transcript:
All potential flavors have been exhausted. For this consumer test, we're branching out into different sensations. This beverage is called melon-cholia. The more you drink, the more you remember how much of your potential you've already wasted. Sssp. I could've been a doctor. Would you drink it again? Sure. I don't deserve better. Great!
Ida No over 8 years ago
Followed by “Pear-a-noia soda” and “Des-pear-ation smash”.
niaje over 8 years ago
ah, better off ted. another series that was too good to air
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s better than Melon-collie. That stuff not only makes you sad, it smells like a wet dog.
Dewy Carrot-All sounds uninspired… but it actually tastes grape.(Don’t you all wish I hadn’t had that Common-’Tater Boost?)
At least I didn’t have any Red Onion Sea-Water.It makes you repeat yourself.It’s a real stretch to reach for it, though. Obviously, I’ll try anything.